| Teacher: | "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?" |
| Me: | Someone told me to go to hell |
| Me: | Couldn't find it at first |
| Me: | But now I'm here |
A novel written by me. (via lovequotesrus)
mseventer I will
(via fl-orida)(via riviere-libre)
Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.
It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.
And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.
Ireland.
(via meningeal)
did u guys see the deer with the ribbon
this one did u see it
did u see this
(via meningeal)
